2010 Kuiperactive Olympic Gold Medal Awards, Day Two
Gold Medal for Most Whiny Athlete(s):
Denmark skip Madeleine Dupont & Germany skip Andrea Schoepp (for complaining about TOO MUCH cheering from the Canadian fans!! Seriously?)
Silver Medal for Most Whiny Athlete:
Russian Yevgeny Plushenko (for whining after getting beat by US skater Evan Lysacek)
Bronze Medal for Most Whiny Athlete:
American Julia Mancuso (the woman who the Boston Herald called the Jan Brady to Lindsey Vonn’s Marsha Brady, for whining about the larger media coverage of teammate and rival Vonn)
Gold Medal for Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing:
Johnny Weir (for his over-the-top flamboyance, resulting in a 6th place finish)
Gold Medal for Bravest Performance:
Canada’s Joannie Rochette (for winning a bronze medal after losing her mother earlier in the week. Truly heroic.)
Silver Medal for Bravest Performance:
Slovenia’s Petra Majdic (for winning the bronze medal in cross country sprint with four broken ribs and a punctured lung, from a crash earlier in the day)
Bronze Medal for Bravest Performance:
Lindsey Vonn (for winning gold in women’s downhill with a severely bruised leg)
Gold Medal for Best Game:
United States defeating Canada 5-3 in men’s hockey
Silver Medal for Best Game:
Canada defeating the United States 3-2 for the Gold Medal
Bronze Medal for Best Game:
Canada pounding Russia 7-3 in hockey quarterfinals
Gold Medal for Biggest Disappointment:
US curling skips John Shuster and Debbie McCormick (personally losing three games EACH by failing to make easy throws in the final end)
Silver Medal for Biggest Disappointment:
The Closing Ceremonies (Not even Bob Costas and Al Michaels could save us from the painful display of bad lip syncing, horrible jokes, bad videos, terrible dancing and giant beavers that may haunt my dreams for weeks!)
