2010 Kuiperactive Olympic Gold Medal Awards, Day One
Gold Medal for Best Hair:
US Skier Shannon Bahrke & British Curler Eve Muirhead
Silver Medal for Best Hair:
US Figure Skater Charlie White (can you say, Greatest American Hero?)
Bronze Medal for Best Hair:
US snowboarder Shaun White
Gold Medal for It’s All About Me:
Shani Davis (For withdrawing from the 500-meter event, robbing another American of a chance to race, and for refusing to help the US win team gold by participating in the relay)
Gold Medal for Did He Just Say That?:
Shaun White’s coach (being overheard dropping a f-bomb and a s-bomb on national television after Shaun won the gold medal in halfpipe)
Gold Medal for Best Commercial: P&G’s “To Their Moms, They’ll Always Be Kids”
Silver Medal for Best Commercial: P&G’s “Never Walk Alone”
Gold Medal for Best TV Personality:
Bob Costas (for telling us what to think, watch and say for two weeks, all with perfect, immovable hair – my wife says it’s a piece, I say Bob is too cool for a rug)
Silver Medal for Best TV Personality:
Jimmy Roberts (for sporting the 1980’s style straight tie that looks like his wife hand knitted it before he came to Vancouver)
Bronze Medal for Best TV Personality:
Mary Carillo (for giving us those heart-warming stories that we all love, even if we deny it)
If you have any Olympic Gold Medals to my platform, PLEASE let me know! I would love to hear them!
